Family and Foreign Office -- Guns, ships, and Victorian values -- The honourable members for the United States -- Money will accomplish anything in England -- Our friend in the Foreign Office -- Choice Foreign Office fiction -- The Enrica is launched and the Florida is freed -- Intended for a ship of war -- Information from a private and most reliable source -- Everlasting infamy -- Humble submission to yankee bullying -- War-torn waters -- The war is a thing of the past -- Black friday -- "Little Hudson" -- Britain is condemned out of her own mouth -- Prospects for a solution -- The massive grievance -- The Foreign Office thief -- Arthur Conan Doyle's revelations